Slow on Updates/Hiatus

Well, I'm sad to say that updates will be slow for awhile since I asked Oblivious Roommate to move out awhile ago. I just got tired of living with Stupid. My other roommates is actually a pretty good roommate so I don't have much to post about from him. This blog might go on a mild hiatus until I get another roommate that provides more humor.

What's the third one again?

OR: Is that cat a guy?
LL: No.
OR: Is it a girl?

Silverware

By my own admission, I am fairly figuratively OCD and think that everything has its place and like things in order.

OR: /empties dishwasher
LL: Hey, OR, can you please rearrange the silverware?
OR: Why, what's wrong with it?
LL: Well, there are two different kinds of silverware. One is fancier than the other. Could you put the fancy ones on the left and the other ones on the right
OR: Oh, I've never noticed that there are two different kinds of silverware.

OR has lived in the house for over a year and has emptied the dishwasher plenty of times before and has correctly put the silverware in the right place many times before.

Avatar

OR: Hey, have you watched this movie (Avatar) yet?
LL: Yes, why?
OR: Do you understand what's going on? I've watched about 20 minutes of it so far and I can' tell what's going on. Are they in some sort of video game or something?
LL: /me thinks: You really need to watch Inception

Radiohead

/both of us were watching a Radiohead concert on TV.

OR: I like Radiohead. Do you like Radiohead?
LL: Yes, I do.
OR: Cool. Do you recognize any of these songs?

Fight Night

OR: Are you watching the fight tonight?
LL: No.
OR: Yeah, Somebody is fighting Somebody else.
LL: Cool.
OR: Yeah, I didn't think that boxing was still around. I thought that it would've disappeared by now with MMA.

Blast from the past

This is an exchange that Oblivious Roommate and myself had when he first moved in.

OR: What's that?
LL: What?
OR: That thing in the corner.
LL: That?
OR: Yeah, what is it.
LL: It's a wine cooler. Why?
OR: Oh, I thought it was something for the cats.